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2014年3月11日星期二

♥ 面包酱的日常55

某天，当化学老师上着课时

然后化学老师就问了一句

“干燥乙醚有什么作用？”

结果面包酱的同桌就说了一句

“可以杀死面包酱..”

然后就自顾自的笑起来了

结果面包酱就问了同桌一句

“..乙醚吃了会死人的吗？”

“会拉，什么金属吃了都会死人的~”

“哪里有，又不见钙吃了会死..”

“...”

结果面包酱的同桌无语了

“话说..会死人阿...找一天拿一点金属加进你的水瓶好了”

面包酱笑笑的对同桌说

“yerr...做么你酱恶毒的..”

“==|||”

然后面包酱无言了...

I AM GRUMPY.
06:53

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